Yo guys time once again to talk about whats pissing me off, the News DA DA DA DAAAAAA yes laidies and geeks the news, but not just the news you think of like Fox CNN or Morning Joe. Now look i got nothing against those guys _{Fox wants to control you} but who i do have a problem with is the fucking paparazzi look im not going to mention them but you will hear me bitch about things that they are doing, now back to the news. Come on guys tell me stories i give a shit about huh, okay let me explain this to you so far the most common things i have seen on the news is that Sarah Palin, you know here the moron who was talking about how she could parden a turkey while standing in front of a turkey killing machine and they killed 2 turkeys ... wow...that women has reached a level of stupidity i once thought mythical -_-, Michel Jackson is dead, tell me do any of you think i need to hear so much about Michel butt fuck boy Jackson that his body has rotted away and his bones have turned to dust before the news has stopped carrying on his legacy and is finished rapping my ears about his life, and Obama, before i go one about this, Obama i love you man you are my hero and you are the one who is fighting to save my life, but don't you get this that's what i wana here about not that fact that hes fucking black when he took office all the news teams told us how great it was that us guys finally aren't raciest cause we put a blacky in the office, shut the hell up one yea there are a lot of racest's here in America so that goes out the window. As for the guys like me who have never been racest at all and care for every one else with the care that their PERSONALITIES have earned. I dont mind that we hear these things that's okay what pisses me off is that they take so long to tell me about this.
Michel Jackson is dead."
oh my really how did he die.
"heart failure"
oh my how sad ok next story
"it seems Sarah Pailin has written a book"
oh my great what is it and whats it about?
"well its about so on so on compleat with spelling errors"
great next story (yes i see the irony in me bitching about spelling)
"Obama is black"
very good you, like many others are not color blind OR maybe you are and thats why your so proud that you know this but would you please tell me what hes doing for my health insurance, or better yet stem cell resurch i need to know how the cure for my LIFE THREATENING DISEASE is going buddy.
But no we got to repeat the stories over, and over, and over, and over, and over again cause the morons who should be listening to this are too busy looking up at the pretty ball in the sky and wondering where the hell it goes each night, to listen to the stories.
Also what the hell about this swine flu shit all they do is tell us "more and more people are dead best go to the hospital and give us money so we can give you a shot" tell me has any one noticed that they have not told us once that these shots these "vaccine" has been known to cause miscarriages or still borns. they keep advertising everyone to get a flu and swine flu vaccine that's caused paralysis in babies. Look we arnt asking for much just tell us whats going on thats important please thank you Fox _{message from Fox LISTEN AND OBAY!!!}